assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

(Source: ollivander)

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers)

yordles:

ChibiLeague - Orianna by ~ATK402

yordles:

ChibiLeague - Sejuani by ~ATK402

tastefullyoffensive:

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janeyoucrazy:

if you don’t come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pyjamas then i’m sorry but you’re living life wrong

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

(Source: niknak79)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice)

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

contagioushappiness:

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

(Source: chattercrow)

maximumstop:

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.